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Johnathan

The cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest and smart. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.
by nanagoloot October 24, 2011
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Jonatan

He is a very creative boy, they like to paint, draw or find a way to express their art.

Jonatan is different from other boys his way of dressing is original, he thinks that identifies his ardent personality with which he captivates many women although his main attraction is his brown eyes the way his gaze impacts leaving everyone intimidated.

Never give up, fight for what you want until you get it can get confused but never lose. It is characterized by its stubbornness that is what can annoy other people over time tend to accept it
Freak and cute

Who is?

it’s Jonatan
by Beautifulpoison January 26, 2020
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jonnathan

Jonnathan is a name that defines the most hottest sexyiest guy In the universe.he will make u get in love just by looking at him.his cock is the best for a freaky night .

Jonnathan defines a fine as guy
Jonnathan damn so cute sexy hot best lover
by Yooniigga December 3, 2013
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Jonathon Ross

Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV Prostitute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, Everything that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'.

Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!
Reporter: 'Hey Jonathan, why do they call you the 'C**t'?

Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'

Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'

Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'
by Jordans Sweating Cleft January 7, 2010
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Jonathong

The act of licking one's thong and tickling the ass cheeks until one laughs. When they laugh its a Jonathong.
Bobalinda: 'haha stop you "Jonathon" it tickles too much!'

Jonathon: 'They dont call it the "Jonathong" for nothing'
by Davis786439 July 18, 2009
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johnathan

the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass
me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*
by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019
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Johnathanz Storiez

Johnathanz Storiez is the HIT YouTuber who makes really fun and engaging Roblox videos. Johnathanz Storiez has a massive fanbase consisting of a younger audience.
Hey Alex! Look at this new video uploaded by Johnathanz Storiez!! He really says "Sticking out your GYATT rizzler! You're so Skibidi! You're so fanum tax! I just wanna be your Sigma!!!!!!"
by Egg in my Nut November 7, 2023
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