Person One : “Man my life has been so hard ever since my wife left me and my house blew up
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”
by TommyJohnson2005 April 5, 2021
Get the Tommy Johnsonmug. A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face
by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018
Get the Markus Johnsonmug. The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.
Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2022
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. most ginger johnson’s are very creative you could say and very exquisite in their specialties but most of all a great person even though . they are ginger we still love them
Jason’s Father: Have you meant a ginger johnson ?
Dominic: No what are they like?
Jason’s Father: Well they stick around, not like me of course
Dominic: No what are they like?
Jason’s Father: Well they stick around, not like me of course
by ginger johnson March 2, 2022
Get the ginger johnsonmug. A creepy person who thinks of themseleves as a daddy for whatever reason. They are normally an insane child or a perverted old shit on the internet.
by DuckPancake May 6, 2020
Get the Daddy Johnsonmug. This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.
She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.
by the_bosshog March 15, 2011
Get the A Johnson Outboardmug. YouTube creator famous for making videos across America of the many different cities, states, and regions around exposing the good, the bad, and the ugly of every one of them. There are those people who follow him that will say he’s right on point and at other times they will be those that tell him how he’s a liar, racist, and question if he has ever been to these places he films about.
Have you seen Nick Johnson’s videos on YouTube? He made a video of the 10 worst cities in Texas yesterday and today he supposed to have a video of the 10 worst cities in Ohio.
by Zero2infinity April 13, 2023
Get the Nick Johnsonmug.