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Jesse Carson

The hottest boy you will ever lay your eyes on. It’s so hard to look away. He is caring and would do anything for you. He added me on snap but we only talked twice. He kinda ignores me in school😭.
Girl : Jesse will talk to you soon
Me : he’s soooo hot
Jesse Carson
by Frontierfalcon March 15, 2019
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Jesse Justice

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022
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Jesse

I am Jesse and I am a piece of shit.
by The Jedi Master of Nuts July 19, 2022
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Jesse

Jesse is a beautiful merman who is worth the entire world. He can often be found watching anime and seven hour long video game breakdowns on YouTube.

Jesse is a very sweet and sensitive person, who at the same time would never hesitate to do what was necessary for someone he loves.
“Oh hey look, it’s Jesse!”
Awesome. I love that guy.”
by KingGizz69 December 6, 2021
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Jess (scoot)

Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.
Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep
by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010
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Jess-Up

When Jessica fucks up again..
"Damn Jess why'd you have to Jess-up again..."
by ParentMe February 2, 2020
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Jesse Smellwood

A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.
“Jesse Smellwood is the epitome of the rebellious scum of this country... punk rockers.”
by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 20, 2019
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