You wish you were Jayden balentien
by Badbitchfromcburg June 15, 2022
by Large Onge April 27, 2023
by wsfesfhuygnju March 07, 2022
This person is a legend. A sigma. Whenever women see him they bow down to him hoping they could become one of his partners. This person is the most masculine man ever to exist. He is the straightest male ever never to become lgbtq+. All men respect him and all women want him. He is the man with the biggest cock n balls and a toned muscular light skin body. He has black curly hair a strong jawline with a constant stoic expression.
by FollowerOfJayden May 25, 2023
1. (noun) Only the biggest retard the in school. Only stays on his computer and DEFINITELY gets no attention from anyone. Fat, has no life, and uses a slur every sentence. Their test scores average between 20 and 50, almost never passing the 60 mark. LOVES to play video games, and can't study. Can't run a mile without exceeding 30 minutes. Most likely has down syndrome. His jokes are similar to that of a Nazi or fascist, yet in reality understands neither. Thinks he's tough when he's the opposite.
2. (verb) the act of being a Jayden Le
2. (verb) the act of being a Jayden Le
(noun): That boy over there is so incompetent; he's such a Jayden Le.
(verb): Damn, how could I get a negative test score?! I totally Jayden Le'd it!
(verb): Damn, how could I get a negative test score?! I totally Jayden Le'd it!
by xtacyy! May 28, 2025
Jayden Griffin is someone who is a punk ass bitch.
Most people see a Jayden Griffin and say ew look at that melon muncher
When we see a Jayden Griffin we say stfu Raheem or stfu nigger
Most people see a Jayden Griffin and say ew look at that melon muncher
When we see a Jayden Griffin we say stfu Raheem or stfu nigger
by Poopp3847484 November 20, 2023
Big: "Yo, how do we get Jayden to join our super cool Project?'
Cool Guy: "Let's bribe him with a Jayden Snack."
Cool Guy: "Let's bribe him with a Jayden Snack."
by Cheesegod2121 August 01, 2021