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Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck
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Jonathan

Easily to fall in love with girls that are named milaya. But most Jonathan likes to talk about themselves. Also, they think they're funny but they're are not they tell the worst jokes.
Jonathan is in love with Milaya
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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass guy who is good as fuck in bed. I mean his cock is longer than like 8 inches and he makes you have the best orgasms 😫
“Omg have y’all seen jonathan”
“girl yeah his dick is so good
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Jonathan Gelfond

A big thicc man who acts like a woman, loves photography and is hella feminine.
ugh that jonathan gelfond is beyond.
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Jonathan.

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan. made me laugh"

"Jonathan., i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan.
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Jonathan

A sweet and adorable 13 year old man I truly love and adore so much that I could hug him and squeeze him to death (not really), he’s literally the love of my life and I cannot let go of him no matter what situation we’re in. I will continue to die for this man. -written by anna
"A sweet and precious boy named jonathan."
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