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Jade

A pretty young girl , athletic and smart. She suffers with men because they are not enough for her. She always knew she was different a. It’s not her life now that will make her happy and whole. It’s her life with a superhuman man that will push her into the right direction to happiness. Although there are less than a handful of Demigods she doesn’t have to look far in 2025 one will be in her life. And she must force him to be with her. This man will be a sad man that left the heavens to be with a woman over 2 decades ago and the woman betrayed him . She must save him and herself it’s the only way she will fulfill their destiny.
Oh my , Jade is a goodness!
by Biblical historians group June 12, 2025
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Jade

There is one and only Jade, an androgynous, charming, and beautiful person with features so lovely alone you can only imagine how breathtaking when those features are put on the same canvas. Jade is selfless, unhinged, silly, intelligent, and genuine. You’ll never find another person so resilient and cherishable. You’d be the luckiest to even see them let alone get to hold on endearing conversation with them.
“omg have you met Jade…. yeah the one with the dimples
by sideshowazh February 17, 2024
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jade speaks

by Daddy Duke October 4, 2021
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Jade widdows

Jade loves anal, if you want abit see her and just give a wink, she'll be on you in 10 seconds however due to previous experiences her anal cavity is extrimly loose. Also she loves abit of pink sock. Her vagina stinks of prawn cocktail crisps, trust me I would know 👍
Your so JADE WIDDOWS
by Maxie9966 August 21, 2016
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Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma
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jade and jaden

just two people with commitment issues trying to commit to each other
Jade and Jaden trying to solve their problem every other day.

Jade: what are we?
Jaden: what do you think we are?
Jade: a mess.
by jade lol February 27, 2022
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Jade

Jade is a really bummy person. Despite having a really luxurious name, their character does not match their name as they really suck as a human being.
“Why are you acting like Jade right now?”
by Chronic_illness1 March 23, 2025
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