Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.

I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!

by windadam April 17, 2009

Percy Jackson

The definition of what every gay person has ever read , also a synonym for ; my favorite class was English and the teachers loved me .

Person: Hey Jonathan , what did you read when you where a kid ?
Jonathan: oh me ? I read Percy Jackson-
Person: Jonathan! Why didn’t you tell me you were gay ? I totally support you .
Johnathan : thanks dude 😏

by Askednynoone February 3, 2021

Dirty Jackson

After you jizz you find a turkey sandwich and spread it on there and feed it to the nearest person

Hahah you just ate a dirty Jackson

by Wewedong December 5, 2020

Lewis Jackson

(a) 16th Century psychologist who came up with the idea that all creatures (including humans) will naturally ingratiate themselves with those who provide for their base needs, even when this results in dramatic learned behaviours.

(b) One who enjoys subltly or sardonically mocking others, normally those in a superior positon.

That new temp is a real Lewis Jackson

by Jimmy Bbbb September 22, 2006

Brady Jackson

(adj) - to not realize an automobile window is closed whilst attempting to litter through said window, and hits self in face with deflected trash.

please, visualize it...

...go into my head, come back out and tell me its not funny. i dare you.

Brady jackson fails at littering

by lftrpllr September 15, 2009

Michael Jackson

👑
The best 💖💖

Michael Jackson is my husband

by B E G O N E T H OT March 5, 2019

Thad Jackson

A pop/rock singer/songwriter, comedian, crazy awesome internet sensation, who will take over the world one day. Funny, gorgeous, and enormously talented, this kid is THE PRINCESS of modern pop culture on the internet; love him or hate him, he's a lot bigger than you'll ever be.

I'm so excited to be going to the Thad Jackson concert later!

by taylorswift13 July 2, 2009