Irish Gentleman

A mythical creature of the likes of Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and unicorns.

Girl: "I just want to meet a nice, Irish gentleman."
Friend: "Well, you won't because there is no such thing."

by BeatGoRaTaTa September 21, 2009

Irish Exit

A drunk person's poopsack/ poophole.

Creeper: You get any from that drunk girl last night
Other Creeper: Yeah she let me stick it in her irish exit.

by OrdinaryFreak101 June 23, 2011

Irish lawnmower

When tie your beard hair to your dick to beat off with

I just did the Irish lawnmower

by austinpokrant December 11, 2016

Irish Surprise

An explosive device rigged to a car so as to detonate either through a timer or some other trigger.
Basically, a carbomb.

Ouch, after that Irish surpise, they were scraping him off of the pavement for hours.

by Uller June 27, 2005

Irish Continental Breakfast

Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.

Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast

by Heywood Jablomy July 26, 2016

Irish six-pack

The result of showing up to a party or other BYOB event with a six-pack with only 5 beers in it.

Jeff: *Knock Knock* "Hey Paul! I brought you a six-pack for the party!"
Paul: "There are only five beers..."
Jeff: "I guess it's just an Irish Six-Pack now." *Sips Beer*

by Fejj June 12, 2018

irish breakfast

Self-induced vomiting on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.

"After beating him senseless outside the bar I gave him an irish breakfast."

by Teddy O'Bryant September 1, 2008