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3 a week ultimatum

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.
After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.
by Ryan331 December 9, 2023
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Mac DeMarco Week

it’s Mac Demarco Week! 7 days of Mac from December 10th to the 17th !
Day one : Your favorite song
Day two: First song you listened to
Day three: underrated song

Day four: favorite album

Day five: favorite lyric
Day six: favorite Mac photo

Day seven: most listened to
person 1 “it’s feeling like a Mac DeMarco kind of day”
Person 2actually it’s Mac DeMarco Week”
Person 1 “wow really?”
by decayrey December 10, 2023
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Fuck The "Fuck The Owner Week" Participants Week

From December 21st to December 27th every discord server owner can harass users participation in the "Fuck The Owner Week". This lasts one week and the users can't do anything about it.
Hey, It's Fuck The "Fuck The Owner Week" Participants Week, Let's harass the users.
by Britdan December 14, 2023
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Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.
No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week
by Schroomfunguy December 15, 2023
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cougar week

A special week starting April 2nd each year ending on April 9th celebrating the woman who have married younger men.
Happy Cougar week to all the women out there who have married younger men!
by All_BizTormentor Adam April 6, 2023
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3F Furry week

A conglomeration and equalization of the many Beat a furry, and Hug a furry days

3F stands for:
Fight - to attack furries
Flirt - to care for furries
Flight - to run

From November 27 to December 4 You may either beat or hug a furry, though there will be consequences.
If you are to beat a furry/furries, you MUST hug that furry/furries as soon as midnight strikes, the more you attack the furries the longer you will have to hug them.
But, if you are to only hug furries, you WILL become a viable target and other non-furries shall now be allowed to beat you too, you may fight back, but you will probably be overpowered.
If you do not want to suffer any of these consequences, you have the option to simply run away and not participate for the whole week.
A: Why did you buy a hazmat suit?
B: Because it's nearly 3F FURRY WEEK! And I do not want to interact with those people.
A: Oh.
by Certified by Normies April 12, 2023
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Duke Week

15 - 20 May. The one week of the year where Duke is the most important person in your life. For the duration of Duke week (5 days) you aren’t allowed to be rude to him
A : let’s go to groove this weekend
B : sorry, I can’t go it’s Duke Week and I have to be with him
by LatestPopcorn45 May 7, 2023
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