Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.

Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.

by duderegan March 24, 2022

dutch fag

internet slang that means lowlife.

stop trolling dutch fag!
yup

by RichBorat December 23, 2016

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

by Captaincoook May 7, 2016

Dutch Inhale

The act of smelling your fart immediately . Much like a french inhale.

To mask the smell of passing gas in class, I attempted to Dutch inhale.

by HustleTC February 6, 2019

Dutch Dripper

The act of pissing in a girls butthole and then getting her to preform oral sex while you watch the urine slowly drip out her anus

“Damn bro I didn’t think me and sally were going to make it but then she let me hit her with a Dutch Dripper. We are getting married next week” - guy one

“Wtf bro” - guy two

by Wug66 May 26, 2023

dutch exchange

a swapping of nude/ half naked picture

who wants to dutch exchange?

by Anonymous_User01 April 12, 2017

Daily Dutching

Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.

Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.

Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching

Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching

E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?

Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...

E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching

Wife: Me neither

Husband: Oh shit..

by Linguistical! July 7, 2011