Ian

A dude, like me. Crazy and alive.

Cuz I am Ian.

I am Ianing around.

by IIann December 5, 2017

Dirty Ian

The act of rape against little kids while caking them in human feces

“I heard that jeff is pulling a dirty ian with the kids in his basement”

by Justjawshin March 19, 2025

Ian Bohen

actor but more importantly a dilf (alongside his husband JR) they are so gay during their lives I just can’t bye

“Ian Bohen and JR Bourne are so gay”

by renee hiddleston 🙈 May 16, 2021

Ian

Ian is a two faced c*nt and a nonce.
He'll backstab you real quick and fuck your girl too. Stay away from Ian he's a psycho, manipulative, freakish looking man.

Holy sh*t there's Ian what a freak.

by dilfoveryou<3 October 20, 2023

Ian Browned

When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.

Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"

by BlindJellyfishh February 9, 2019

ian

a small cunt with a small penis and no life

ur such a ian

every ian wants to suck darren tan cock

( very small)

by darren tan November 22, 2021

Ian

Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.

Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"

by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022