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Miley Destiny Hopelessness

A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!
by xTruthxBringerx April 3, 2009
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Hopenchange

What you should feel in the new era of Obama. Alternatively, it can be used to replace most any noun.
Wow, I'm so full of Hopenchange!
Man, I'm almost out of gas, guess I'll just fill 'er up with some Hopenchange
by AlbanianCocksman January 21, 2009
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hopesfall

A band that used to be really good, but then decided to go the way of making radio-friendly rock/emo songs with their new cd "A Types". Before A Types was relased, it could be argued that hopesfall was invariably one of the most unique bands in hardcore. Now they've gone the way of Underoath, Hawthorne Heights, The Ataris, etc, basically any shitty band you can think of that has their shirts hanging at hot topic.
13 year old girl:Hey, have you heard hopesfall? I picked up A Types, its the best ever!
Me: No it's shitty. Listen to their CD "The Satellite Years", and "No Wings to Speak of", chump.
by Adrian Vegas September 25, 2005
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hopely

Shortened version of the word "Hopefully"
Hopely we get there soon or my buttles going to explode!
by gayve June 10, 2007
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hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is one who looks for the a singular person on this world that makes their world come together. They are indeed looking for the man or woman of their dreams. As a result, they prefer not to live in reality. The hopeless romantic knows the reality of love is that reality has no business being in love. This is why they will often perform grandiose gestures that may be seen as unsettling or borderline crazy to non-romantics. But to the fellow few romantics, these same gestures will be adored as beautifully and obscenely quixotic. And such is the "hope" of the hopeless romantic- to not only find the one who loves receiving such love, but loves giving such love. And the true hopeless romantic would always rather give than receive. Because they know then and only then, will there be true love.
I am hopeful to find my hopeless romantic.
by Justin Kompetent December 9, 2008
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Hopes and Dreams

A great song from Undertale.
It plays in the first half of the Asriel Dreemurr fight.
Seriously, listen to it.
UT Fan (Undertale Fan): Hey have you heard of the song Hopes and Dreams?
Non-UT Fan: No, what is it like? Where's it from?
Ut Fan: It's a great song from Undertale, you should listen to it.
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