Goblin Hands

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.

The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.

by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021

sus handshake

The act of putting ones semen on both of your hands and shaking hands.

person 1: "Hey, person 2! Wanna sus handshake?"
person 2: "Yeah sure!"

by Asher. June 30, 2021

Has hands

When something is seemingly easy but can absolutely throw hands.

I thought this homework was going to be easy but it has hands

by Applebottomshorts November 10, 2021

forbidden handshake

The Forbidden Handshake is when 2 males shake hands while their dicks are touching tips and/or are wrapped around depending on length of one's penis

Friend 1: Ay bro let's do the Forbidden Handshake

Friend 2: Bruh ...Hell no

by Symbiote May 5, 2022

Melbourne handshake

Giving someone a handjob

"I'm sure you want her to give you a Melbourne handshake."

by Hot slut that smells good July 6, 2023

Mechanical hands

A weird name for the concept of time. Created by the band "Tally Hall" and appeared on the song "Ruler of Everything"

"You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything"

by Hagoalgunosdibujos July 8, 2023

Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.

"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"

by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023