You Can’t Handle Allat

What you say when someone looks like they can’t handle all of the ass their significant other has.

Yea Jordan, you can’t handle allat.

by Crazy White Smelvin May 1, 2023

kwok, hande'

my last name, was also know, as the king, but when preceded by hande it means ruler of the world

person 1: man, kwok rocked today, she aced the test, and got with the hottest guy in school

person 2: that's because she owns him and the rest of the world

by hande October 24, 2004

crazy monkey handle sex

a person having Rectal sex with a man

I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.

by Iscludis May 18, 2003

Pussy handle

more commonly known as the "oh shit handle"

by gid October 16, 2002

Man Handle

A girl who fights or handles a person like a man would.

She man handled that boy into his locker.

by OnthatCrazySh*t April 7, 2011

left-handers

Homosexuals, Army slang

Billet 2 is for left-handers, keep your back to the wall sarge.

by stag4667 September 26, 2006

Love Handrails

The very large love HANDLES.

Marcus, those aren't love handles, you have love handRAILS!

by Hands Harris April 15, 2009