Hadley

Hadley is the hottest guy in the world, he is caring, loving and will take care of you no matter what, he is trustworthy and never lets you down, he will always try to do the right thing, and will always try to make you feel better, hadley's are the best boyfriends you can ever have, hadley's know what to do during sex and will always make his girlfriend orgasm multiple times during one session, hadleys cock is huge and everyone knows it, Hadley knows how to make the girls scream, and can always get a women wet if needed, Hadley is the best man you will ever meet and will never leave your side, hadley is also very loyal and will never do anything to hurt you.

Girl 1: Wow did you see Hadley today?
Girl 2: Yes i did, Hes so big and so hot
Girl 3: That sesh with hadley was so good last night, you need to try him
Girl 1: Im planning on meeting Hadley tonight
Girl 2: Good luck and enjoy the fuck
Hadley: Hello Ladies

by PogChamp42069 November 19, 2020

One handed rodeo

The sexual act of doing doggy style with one hand in the air for your watching audience

Look that nigga just did the one handed rodeo on that bitch

by Josef c Bokeyno October 16, 2009

One Handed Dab

A retarded/lazy way of doing a "normal" dab but with only one arm

It is often used by 9 year old Jacob fan's that wan't to be "cool"

Ha! look at that kid doing a One Handed Dab!

by TooLitTooHandle February 2, 2017

Left-handed cigarette

A cannabis joint . . marijuana cigarette.

Smoking a left-handed cigarette with a cigarette in my right hand . . puff , puff , pass to the right . .

by chadeau April 29, 2019

play handler

A word used black-outedly, either under the influence of alcohol, mary j. uana, mushrooms, or a combination of those, to describe a video game controller.

Drunk friend: "I wanna kill people. (referring to GTA IV) Gimmie my play handler."

Not as drunk friend: "You're drunk."

by One Eyed Joe February 4, 2009

Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

by mowen January 19, 2005

Howie Handel

A hand job given with hand sanitizer; Originally made popular by Howie Mandel.

John's cock was so dirty Lisa refused to touch it unless he agreed to a Howie Handel.

Purel moisturizing sanitizer is by far the most preferred lubricant for the Howie Handel.

by JustLikeThis March 6, 2011