sweet hotties

Kids who think they are hippies, extremely attractive (but aren't), or people who are generally annoying.

Wow, she doesn't even brush her hair. What a sweet hottie.

by somekids May 13, 2005

Satellite Hotties

The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.

So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!

by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011

hoop hottie

A girl who has a thing for/hooks up with Basketball players

Guy: So Jamie's hooked up with three of the guys from the team?

Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.

by The Og Hoop Hottie December 15, 2013

hanukkah hottie

Hot Jews.

Zac Efron is a total Hanukkah hottie.

by Ahanukkahhottie January 4, 2014

Professional hottie

1. A hot, educated, female in her mid 20s that sports high wasted skirts and heels for her day job.

2. A hottie who blindsides you with her intellegence.

Amanda, you need to hook me up with your friend Ashley from work, she’s a professional hottie.

by ChipotleAddict27 May 31, 2018

Tennessee Hottie

A Tennessee Hottie is a women that’s all pussy no body. A skinny woman that would walk down the side of the road that is as thin as a beam pole.

Tennessee Hottie very thin woman that has a lot of sass in her walk.

"That's a Tennesse Hotty... all pussy no body."

by Jayke Cluck July 17, 2018

The Hottest Scene In The Universe

When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.

The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019