bass guitar

The lazy man's guitar, exatcly why it is so much better, basslines kick ass.

Alex: "I play Guitar, I am very good"
Mike: "I know you are, I play bass guitar, I am very good, but very lazy"
Alex: "Duh, the lazy man's guitar"
Greg: "I play drums"
Alex: "LETS START A BAND"
*everyone*: "YEAH"

by Miklus May 23, 2006

guitar

A way for teenagers to spend hours accomplishing nothing. Leads to them believing they can start a band, then the band fails because they only play Van Halen songs and cant get a record contract.

Person 1
I can play freebird on guitar.
Person 2
Well I can get 100% of it on expert on guitar hero.

by arandomhobo August 22, 2009

Guitar Queero

69 with a guitar of the same sex, also peanut butter and pacman is involved.

"i want a guitar queero with pacman and mrs. pacman, also blinky the blue ghost, now inky the red one, he's not good enough"

by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

dirty guitar

When a chick you picked up off some random place sucks your dick until you get a huge boner, then you stick it in her asshole to get it all dirty and shit, then she plays it as hard as she fucking can. my sluts can almost play Iron Man. They can't seem to get it right though.

Sup man. Got a dirty guitar last night, they're selling them at Guitar Center. Some slut gave me one for only $50. she played it real well too, and she taught me how to play Master of Puppets. I hear Lurhana does it with other guys.

by Cuntslut McTitsex October 10, 2007

Guitar Hero

An amazing video game that allows you to be in a virtual band (either solo or with companions) and also compete against famous guitarists.

Guitar Hero just absolutely rocks my world, like omgzzz.

by xxbecca March 31, 2009

Guitarded

some one who thinks they can play the guitar but really suck ass...

damn that guitarded SOB couldn't play for shit

by kyle goodnight September 3, 2007

new guitar smell

The fragrance or odor you get when you first open the case of a new guitar. Only happens with custom built guitars that are recieved within a few days of manufacturing.

<Employee 1> Take a look at my new Carvin CT4M!
<employee 2> Whoa! It's still got new guitar smell!

by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007