Touch grass

This saying is used on people who are spending their life doing dumb, cringe, or shitty things. It is told to get that person back to “reality” and go outside and get fresh air. It’s also a good reminder for anyone who’s retarded enough to never exercise to begin with.

It’s also one of the best coping methods for any person who’s addicted to tiktok cringe.

Damn, Dream Stans are so fucking retarded. They really need to touch grass.

by Randomshit_69 July 18, 2022

grasshopper

A term for bitches who wanna smoke with you, and split.

hell no that grasshopper cant smoke with me!

by J.E.WfromI.F.C September 12, 2006

Grasshopper

A 'grasshopper' refers to a distasteful male or female - usually someone ugly, usually always stupid and annoying. The term is most commonly used when you are out in a social situation and somebody awful won't leave you alone. There is a hand gesture to accompany the term, which consists of you using the pointer finger of each hand to imitate antenni.

*Two attractive females are at a popular bar, minding their own business. An awful man approaches them, inisisting that they dance with him, and eventually leaves, after tireless refusals from the females.*

Sarah: Wow. That guy just wouldn't leave us alone.
Steph: I know. What a grasshopper.

*Two attractive females watch as an extremely unfortunate looking, drunk woman cracks onto some attractive men. The females then go and save the males from this drunk woman*

Steph: Woah. What a grasshopper.
Sarah: She is a grasshopper for sure.
Male: Definite grasshopper.
Male 2: Thanks for saving us from that grasshopper.

by Vivianne and Frances October 3, 2010

monkey grass

marijuana, ganja, grass!! do u get it yet?

lets go mow that monkey grass sucka

by individual March 6, 2005

Grasshopper

someone who is stoned (grass (another word for weed)) and drunk (hop) at the same time, which unleashed a special combination of the two.

billy went grasshopper at last nights party

by Artygan May 16, 2013

Cutting Someone's Grass

When someone comes to a group of people and asks to buy drugs and someone says they have that drug before you and you sell your drugs before they do.

- Does anyone have any pot?
- I do, I'll be right back I have to go get it. (leaves)
- Yo i got some pot buy it off me.
- OK
- Man, you're cutting someone's grass.

by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

snake in the grass

usually in a dark room a guy tucks his erect penis between his legs and then slaps his confused mates face with it as they are approaching that area to provide oral satisfaction.

Dan left a red mark on Sarah's face after he played "snake in the grass" on her

by MelissaMaybe December 28, 2005