Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012

GORILLA BRAIN

The art of small brain activity in relation to everyday occurrences.

Emem: Yoo that nigga Matthew lit the J yesterday with the filter still in his mouth.
Felix: Bruh mans def got that Gorilla Brain.

Philos: Broo you never tried smoking like that though?!

by northerntitties February 20, 2022

Gorilla Parkour Mode

Gorilla Parkour Mode is when a person gets really angry and gets a stamina and starts chasing a person being annoyed to them.

When I was annoying Bryson he went Gorilla Parkour Mode!

by HamimationsFanNumber15 September 20, 2023

green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"

The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.

by Alocksly February 13, 2021

Gorilla

The term "gorilla" is used in the Clone Hero tapping scene and was coined by the player Ornejproductions. It is used to describe players that slide tap every single pattern they see on their screen and make absolutely no effort to try and hit notes with any sort of precision. The term gorilla applies especially to people that slide simple patterns such as trills, triplets, and chimneys. If you slide tap everything in the game, chances are you're a gorilla.

Ornej: This game is 10iq, if you can't understand it you literally 5iq gorilla

by clonehero_gamer84 May 28, 2022

Gorilla snatch

When the pussy is so disgusting it looks like a gorilla demolished it.

Dude, I was going to get with this one chick when I was blacked out, but then I saw her gorilla snatch.

by OtherLtDan February 11, 2021

Gorilla

Truly the most powerful animal in existence people say these creatures are endangered but the truth is these sexy deadly creature are repopulating like flys in the Amazon jungle for war and there's nothing we can do be get prepared for doomsday

Gorilla: ( crazy gorilla noises )

Human: ( dies )

by Scared gorilla October 5, 2021