Yessir goat

Yessir goat is a way of saying thank you or congratulating someone

Friend- i just got this girls phone number

Me- yessir goat

by Jamir p March 23, 2021

goated person

to say a person who is great/cool

bob: "hey look it's the goated person"
bob's friend: "omg"

by the blu ever!!! January 05, 2023

Goat Scraper

1. One who scrapes out grout from between tiles 2. The goat scraping tool itself 3. Any type of scraping work that is difficult and arduous 4. Holding the lowest position at work

Hey Goat Scraper! Grab your goat scraper and scrape out all the goats in the master shower before lunch time or I will slash your tires and knock up your sister! If I see even one goat un-scraped I will break your fingers one knuckle at a time.

by Planetstills February 17, 2016

Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 13, 2021

goat pull

It’s when a man tucks his junk between his legs and and attaches a rope to his balls pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me to the store?

by 240HazMat February 07, 2019

Goat Lit

Being too drunk to use words properly.

We got goat lit last night.

by AwesomelyB November 18, 2017

goat fart

the act of secreting feces, esspecially green feces, in ones pants, under the mistaken assumption that one is merely passing gas.

jakub started acting weird and went home really fast. later, i found out he laid a goat fart.

by jprandolf June 29, 2005