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Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
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goat brother

its ralsei
oh my god its ralsei oh my god help me goat brother i cant breathe
by someguyonwifi November 29, 2021
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Cracked And Goated

cracked and goated is what N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite
Yo Leo is a little emo faggot nigga hoe
Cracked and goated
by Hi Leo September 29, 2021
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Goat Powder

1. An anti-febrifuge, concoted by tincture of ovine urine triple distilled, condensed and crystalised over a twelve year period on top of a mountain somewhere, for the purposes of having a life.

2. Archaeologist jargon for fucking the evidence.

3. Someone who has no life.
1. "Wanna buy some goat-powder, sonny?"

2. "This context change proves the saxon theory"

"There is no context change; you're making goat powder"

3. "Phil is so boring, he's goat powder".
by Captain Pugwasher November 18, 2009
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Goat in a box

Bat shit crazy people who bring goats into their camper
She has a goat in a box
by Bamabay19 June 7, 2019
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skank goating

blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.
"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"
by buzzylinguardo February 1, 2010
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goat fart

the act of secreting feces, esspecially green feces, in ones pants, under the mistaken assumption that one is merely passing gas.
jakub started acting weird and went home really fast. later, i found out he laid a goat fart.
by jprandolf July 9, 2005
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