Giant German Gravy Gun

A german who can cum long distances.

Nick blew a load from his Giant German gravy Gun from one end of the house to the other and hit James in the face.

by The Saucer Nips Man January 26, 2009

That just sounds german

Shortened version-'TJSG'
Definition-That's cool/rad/fresh/awesome

X-"I'm listening to circa survive and thrice tonight"
y-"That just sounds german."

X-"i'm playing Black Ops tonight, gonna knife some faces"
y-"that just sounds german"

X-"i like beer"
y-"that just sounds german"

by pollypocketmama November 27, 2010

german shower

The act of puking one's brain's out all over the walls*

* - room must be the bathroom

I heard that after she got home, Isabel german showered her entire bathroom! Those crazy germans!

by Cowper Crew June 8, 2011

German shower

The act of defecating a violent stream of diarrhea onto the head/face of another or oneself*.

The german showerer's anus plays the part of the shower faucet while the showeree enjoys** the hot fecal material enrobing his/her visage.

*see tub girl

**It is quite often the showeree does not in fact enjoy this.

"One day I consumed 3 gallons of spicey chili and went and annihilated my girlfriend's face with a violent torrent of jalapeno pepper laced excrement. She quite enjoyed the German shower but the jalapeno peppers-not so much."

by Bukkake Gargler January 5, 2005

Gems

It's what northerners call a bellend.

Sam:What a gems!
Me: Yeah, he's a right gems!

by Words_man September 29, 2010

Dirty German

Derived from the roots of the infamous Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty German is a smuge of shit on the upper lip in the form of a Hitler moustache.

After receiving a Dirty German she proceeded to shoot herself in the face.

by Kurt 'The German' July 29, 2008

German Rocher

The sexual act of smothering your testicles with your own feces, and then proceeding to have your partner suck on said testicles.

Guy #1: Man, did i have a great time with your sister last night!

Guy#2: Oh yeah? What did y'all do?

Guy#1: Well things got heated and i have her some German Rocher.

Guy#2: F*@k YOU!

by GermanChocolatier21 November 25, 2009