GABRIEL IS A FREAK IN THE SHEETS AND HUGE
Gabriel is INSANE in the sheets
by Andrew.ipt January 3, 2024

a guy who likes sport but is very bad at it, has no friends, has been rejected many times, doesn't have a life, can be depressed, his hairline will make your day, and most importantly zeyad is better than him at soccer and he talks bad all the time.
by www.wiki.true.com July 26, 2022

A crazy person who stalks all his friends
by WOUSHAONA September 16, 2022

A dope as fuck person. Gabriel is super non challant and doesnt give a single flying rats ass about anything at all in the entire world. Bro literally can be witnessing the apocalypse and not give a single dookie shart he’d probably just make himself a tuna melt and fucking chill. Probably on like a hammock or something chill like that cuz he’s so chill and non chalant. Gabriel has been asked to care a little more about things and he responds with “nah i dont care ab that chief imma go eat a tuna melt”. Then he goes and fucking chills hard a fuck cuz he doesnt give a fuck. It is truly unique how Gabriel can be so full of passion yet not give a single rats ass about absolutely diddly squat. He loves art but he legit doesnt care about it all or even thinks about it ever. The duality of man. Truly psychedelic. A complex character. A tuna melt smasher.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Gabriel?
Person 2: No but he’s probably out there not giving a single fuck cuz he’s so chill and probably eating a tuna melt.
Person 3: Classic Gabe
Person 2: No but he’s probably out there not giving a single fuck cuz he’s so chill and probably eating a tuna melt.
Person 3: Classic Gabe
by Tunameltdestroyer July 30, 2025

Gabriele Capolupo is literally the sexiest man alive in the whole universe. He can attract all the ladies in the world and Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) is his father.
Gabriele Capolupo is the sexiest man alive!
by gabryluvsu November 22, 2021

by Tototheman December 21, 2023
