Gladiator Gooning

To engage in a battle of gooners till the death in a Greek/Roman style arena.

Theseus was the champion of Gladiator Gooning in 450 BC

by StriderPoopie January 28, 2025

Toone goon

Folk lore creature of a small Tennessee town , living legend , and.

type of goon found in small towns affected by velsicol chemical corporation Memphis Tennessee

Have you ever seen the toone goon? He stay in the bushes

by Vataloca92 April 21, 2022

Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator

Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?

by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025

Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants

I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.

by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023

Goon Day

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!

yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day

by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025

Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound

Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!

by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018

Goon Hunter

A cunning individual who shamelessly utilizes unrelated photos of themselves in conversations with the covert intention of luring unsuspecting victims into following or subscribing to their OnlyFans or other adult-oriented content.

Person: "Dude, I just got my ass handed to me in that brawl..."

Goon Hunter: "You should not get in a fight you can not handle."
(Attaches a cheeky photo of their ass)

Person: "Haha, you're such a goon hunter!"

by vrfoxgirllul February 7, 2024