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Gabriel

a guy who likes sport but is very bad at it, has no friends, has been rejected many times, doesn't have a life, can be depressed, his hairline will make your day, and most importantly zeyad is better than him at soccer and he talks bad all the time.
whoaa zeyad is so good at soccer, hey who is sitting all by himself, thats gabriel the new kid.
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Gabriel

A dope as fuck person. Gabriel is super non challant and doesnt give a single flying rats ass about anything at all in the entire world. Bro literally can be witnessing the apocalypse and not give a single dookie shart he’d probably just make himself a tuna melt and fucking chill. Probably on like a hammock or something chill like that cuz he’s so chill and non chalant. Gabriel has been asked to care a little more about things and he responds with “nah i dont care ab that chief imma go eat a tuna melt”. Then he goes and fucking chills hard a fuck cuz he doesnt give a fuck. It is truly unique how Gabriel can be so full of passion yet not give a single rats ass about absolutely diddly squat. He loves art but he legit doesnt care about it all or even thinks about it ever. The duality of man. Truly psychedelic. A complex character. A tuna melt smasher.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Gabriel?
Person 2: No but he’s probably out there not giving a single fuck cuz he’s so chill and probably eating a tuna melt.
Person 3: Classic Gabe
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Being a Gabriel

Someone who overthinks things to a very large extent. They will constantly talk about that one thing for at least a day.
I’ve been being a Gabriel lately.
John has been being a Gabriel because he’s overthinking if this girl likes him.
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Gabriel

A fine ass dude handsome asf every guy want his face and body he built like tall, muscular, and don’t even speak on how big the dick is
Girl 1: Chy have you seen Gabriel recently
Girl 2: unt huh….. I wish
Girl 1: oop here he come
Gabriel: Yall be on bullshit
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Gabriel

Medium height, average build, brown eyes, cute face, really into being dominated by women, or hugs, will intentionally say cheesy things and back then up with finger guns, he's that cool, probably listens to ost's of games more than any other kind if music
*Girl 1* "I grabbed gabriels arm and he just said he didnt mind and then pulled out dual finger guns"
*Girl 2* "dual finger guns! He means serious business!"
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Gabriel

GABRIEL IS A FREAK IN THE SHEETS AND HUGE
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