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Abso-fucking-lutely 

When you are 100 percent, passionately certain about something.
"Do you wanna go to the strip, find some hookers and score some coke?"

" ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY !"

all fucking boiler room 

When any given fuckhead in a headset thinks he's special.
Trader 1: 600 shares at 353, that's 1500 to me out the door baby!
Trader 2: Don't go all fucking boiler room on us.
Trader 1: Huh?
Trader 2: Shut the fuck up.

all fucking honky tonk man 

To attack with a guitar.
Singer: "If you people at the bar don''t shut up, I will go all fucking honky tonk man on your ass!"

the absolute mother fucking greatest

See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her

absolutely fucking massively gay 

steve: "im gay"
cole: "but im absolutely fucking massively gay!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!"

absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna
“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head