fucktard

Person who adds the 371st definition of "fucktard".

I am a fucktard.

by Blockhead 77 August 9, 2010

Fucktard

A mixture between a retard and a fuckwit, but slightly worse than either.

An ultimate word of contempt.

Did you see that bloke on X Factor the other night?

What the one juggling fish? Yeh, he was an idiot.

Idiot? He was a out and out fucktard.

by uygbuy August 18, 2010

Fucktard

a term for a person who is a so much of a dumbass that they redefine the word "dumbass"

a: look! i found a piece of pizza in my couch!
b: you better not eat it
a: *eats it*
b:you are such a fucktard

by METALLICA123 January 3, 2011

fucktard

a person that is so incredibly high, they are incapable of thinking. They are annoying to everyone around them and refuse to listen to what people say.

Toad: Don't pour that gasoline on the fire
John: *pours it anyways*
Toad: god dammit you're a fucktard

by Big R #1 January 9, 2011

fucktard

A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.

This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.

Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.

by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011

Fucktard

Person who is a Fucking Retard.

ie. I am really getting sick and tired of Tom Cruise. He really is such a Fucktard.

by Dwainzd1 May 25, 2011

fucktard

Someone who is so dumb and annoying that you conclude they are mentally disabled.

What a fucktard s/he must watch Fox News.

by Geof0 September 28, 2012