fucking cigarette

The difference between a regular cigarette and a "fucking" cigarette, is that a regular cigarette is smoked at will, and casually. A Fucking cigarette, usually becomes a fucking cigarette due to the fact that the smoker has not gotten the chance to pop outside for a cigarette in a long time, and is typically smoked very quickly due to a lack of time. A cigarette can also become a "fucking cigarette" when its the first cigarette after a very long and hard work shift.

I hate airports... you cant smoke on the planes... its been 12 hours now and if you'll excuse me im going to go have a FUCKING cigarette.

WOW dude thank god you came in, ive been stuck behind the desk for about three hours straight and now if you'll excuse me im going to pop out for a FUCKING cigarette.

by that one kid nobody knowS April 16, 2015

Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick

The word you say to get a black girl to beat you and fuck you

"AYE Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick"

"What?"

by BigFatNigga October 29, 2021

Holy Fucking Shit

An expression of exclamation about something, anything that could be good or bad, commonly abbreviated H.F.S.

Sam: Dude, my granma passed away last week...
John: Holy fucking shit man, im so sorry.

Liam: I just got 10 grams of weed!
Andrew: Thats insane dude, holy fucking shit!

by DactaTomas June 11, 2014

absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

Eh fucking cunt

Angry Australian dads use this to greet their son while they are busy

‘Eh fucking cunt get off! You’ve been on that thing all day cunt!’

by IaintGotAUsernameLol November 11, 2019

Norman Fucking Rockwell

Best album ever made

If you don't like the Norman Fucking Rockwell , ur tasteless

by Kwjdownfiwjdiwhfuwhidk January 31, 2022

are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.

*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

by EndItall666 May 29, 2018