Fordgasm

An orgasm while watching Harrison Ford.

Bub had a Fordgasm in film class while watching Blade Runner

by Kevmeister89 November 8, 2010

Forbidden Fruit

A sexy girl with really nice pussy and gives good head, and is bat shit crazy with a psychotic family.

Guy 1: yo I'm abouta hook up with Amaya later at that party
Guy 2: na yo stay away from her she's The forbidden fruit

Guy 1: wdym
Guy 2: her ex boyfriend broke up with her and her father put a bullet in his head

by This username is not valid November 16, 2016

Pulled a Ford

To start a misadventure with a group of friends and get everyone hyped up and act like you are along for the ride, but at the last second quietly leave the group/situation/room and let your friends take all the heat for what everyone (including you) has been part of.

This phrase comes from the automotive industry crisis of 2008 when the "Big 3" American car companies (Ford, General Motors, and Chrysler) where in financial trouble and looked to the government for a bailout. Initially it was believed by the American public that all three car makers would be getting hand outs, but soon after talks started concerning Americans forking over hard earned tax money to foot the bill of these privately owned companies, it became apparent to Ford that nothing but bad press was going to come from a bailout. So they silently withdrew them selfs from bailout talk, and instead "secured a line of credit in case they require a bridging loan in the near future". This left Chrysler and General Motors to take all the bad press from the American public and led to the phrase "to pull a Ford".

James: You guys get crazy last night?

Rob: Yeah we got drunk as hell and started a riot. The cops came and we all got busted. Except Jeremiah, he was no where to be found after the riot broke out.

James: Man, he totally pulled a Ford on your asses.

by rtadlock September 24, 2009

Florida

Land of many old people.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???Whadyahsay, sonny?

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

floridiot

Annoying people from Florida (most of the state's population) which insist on traveling to other places like the mountains or cooler places in order to get away from the heat/humidity of their home state, and quite obviously have every intention of annoying the locals wherever they go. Sometimes Floridiots move to other places, but eventually they leave thankfully. Floridiots can't drive worth a shit but most places reluctantly put up with them during summer months. Floridiots are generally not allowed to leave their home state outside of June-August, and if they insist on visiting other places they should quickly spend their money and leave. Vehicles with Florida license plates should also be avoided on the road.

"What a surprise, the speed limit is 55 but that Floridiot went around a mild curve going 20MPH."

by doopy462 August 14, 2013

Dumb Florida Moron

Something Tommy Vercetti says in the video game GTA Vice City.

(Obviously a Northerner making fun of Southerners.)

*Pedestrian drives car into Pole*

Tommy Vercetti: Dumb Florida Moron

by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020

Lake Worth, Florida

Though Lake Worth, FL has a bad reputation for violence and gang activity, this town has got to be one of the most haunted and picturesque towns in the state, if not in the country. Lake Worth is located 45 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale and it makes part of the Miami-Ft Lauderdale-Palm Beach metropolitan area. Its downtown is really hippie, eclectic, laid back, and enjoyable, Though there is a fair share of street walkers, panhandlers and hobos, Lake Worth has a lot to offer as far as culture. Just make sure to stay no more than a few blocks away from Lake Avenue, if planning on relocating, North of the avenue is where you want to be. All the guats, rejects, gansters and thugs are on the south side of town. If you are into art and theatre this is one of the places to be, they hold the Night On the Avenue every third friday of the month, where lots of local artists come to showcase their work. Yearly one of the biggest street painting festivals takes place here, you will also find a bunch of PBR drinking hipsters, with their rimmed glassed and tatts. Just make sure you stay away from Lake Worth Beach, it is Hella Ghetto, its better to go to Phipps park, located just about a half mile north of Lake Worth Beach. If you are into the paranormal this would also be a good place to explore. lots of old houses, and the Lake Worth Playhouse, which its hauntings have been recorded over time and its still visited by paranormal investigators. Also Very gay friendly!

Hipster 1: Hey did you see that Gang from Lake Worth, Florida that was featured in Gangland?

Hipster 2: Nah man, but I did see the hipster version of Fiddler on the Roof at their play house one year!

by ElleDub April 9, 2011