*thud*
“Ugh, dropped my phone on the floor.”
“Shawty, we are outside. Don’t you mean the ground?”
“Yeah, that’s what I said.”
“Ugh, dropped my phone on the floor.”
“Shawty, we are outside. Don’t you mean the ground?”
“Yeah, that’s what I said.”
by Professor Pape April 22, 2023
Get the Floor mug."bread on the floor" is used when someone is really fucking stupid and leaves some perfectly good bread out on the dirty floor, and then the good bread becomes dirty
man1: "dude, thats bread on the floor"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
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by dellg April 27, 2023
Get the bread on the floor mug.a name Destroy Lonely uses to call himself. A top floor boss is someone who doesnt work for anyone else or a rich person.
by ser6phina November 21, 2023
Get the top floor boss mug.A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.
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Get the Does An Airman Mop The Floor mug.by Choke Me Daddy November 25, 2018
Get the Floor dancing mug.A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
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Get the Drunk Floor Man (DFM) mug.When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
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