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Flat Top

“Scratch one flat top,” radioed during the Battle of the Coral Sea by LCDR Robert E. Dixon to the USS Lexington
by Merrian Dictionary September 20, 2022
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Flat fatty

A girl who despite being fat is also flat. E40 Fat flatty
See e40 over there? Flat fatty is shaken that ass.
by Goddamn Sugar Snap Peas July 18, 2016
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flat packed

What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.
After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.
by the original imac March 16, 2010
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Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.
Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!
by mi1es January 10, 2024
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Flats

by Cookie1963 June 11, 2018
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flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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Flat earther

A person who believes that the state of being level conforms to a plane and rejects all evidence that a level surface can actually be curved.
Bev is the most annoying type of flat earther, because he rejects the term saying that mountains and valleys and hills mean that it’s not flat.
by Keigh See March 13, 2023
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