frozen tundra fish

when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa

" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"

by acrowsshadow71 May 13, 2010

Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 12, 2011

Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts

Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)

by Plazmaba11z May 21, 2016

Smoke some fish

Alaskan slang for sucking cock, blow job.

He is coming over to smoke some fish.

by Jrakracer July 17, 2016

still a fish in the water

Still a fish in water means that you feeling like you blend into the crowd to much and you want to stand out more.

In my giant middle school I don't stand out at all I'm still a fish in the water.

by Zoe B. July 12, 2017

Jerry the Fish

Is an amazing goldfish that people tend talk about for some odd reason. Jerry the Fish s sometimes pronounced Jerry the Fesh. Jerry the Fesh is better than most people and other animals. If you have a pet named Jerry the Fish people might scream "Fesh!" at you. Jerry the Fish is mysterious and has killed other Goldfish. Jerry the Fish does not need people to feed him to live. Jerry the Fish is the best fesh.

Guy 1: I have a pet named Jerry the Fish!

Guy 2: Fesh!

by Epslion April 20, 2018

Jish Da Fish

Jish Is a Fish who lives in the Pacific Ocean, He first appeared in 750 BC and scientists dont know if still alive. He may be living in the depths of the Pacific Ocean, Stories say that Jish was once a human created by god but turned into a fish after commiting a sin, Jish is 10 Yards Tall with Fins Reaching the Ozone layer. He only awakens after all 10 commandments by the bible are broken.

"Once upon a time, there was a creature named Jish da Fish"

One:Hey do you have a fish?
Two:Yes his name is Jish
One:WTF??? DAT MONSTER OUR TEACHER THOUGHT US??
Two:HOLY SHIT, IT MIGHT BE

by NatsuPantsu November 28, 2018