wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.

Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.

wiping fingers by jimmybomm July 11, 2021

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Labia Fingers

When someone takes loose skin from the genitals (often from a scrotum) and squeezes them in-between the fingers of a hand, thus resembling labia like fingers. This is often photographed and sent via text message.

I didn't want to see Steve's labia fingers, but he sent me a picture anyways, it's clear that he has a lot of extra nutsack skin, information that I did not care to know about.

Labia Fingers by labiafingers December 16, 2021

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five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

five fingers in my ass by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022