Feelings

The things some people get. Others don't get them. Emotions; happy, sad, angry, pissed, love. Sometimes you have feelings for someone. Sometimes you have feelings about a situation. But sometimes you are like other people and don't have them. Emotionless; stupid, asshole, jerk, bitch, heifer, odd, weird, unique, lucky. They are lucky because they feel nothing.

"I have feelings for you."

"Well I don't have feelings for you." He said with no emotion.

by Birdie NRW November 15, 2018

shit feelings

describes emotional status of person who is not feeling good and who can't specify what exactly is wrong. It comes from "It smells like pretty big shit" > "pretty big problem".
Sometimes you can use this phrase when you have problem with your defecation, to stop it, and you would like to aware other person from social degradation.

Bob: I have shit feelings today.
Sash: Why? Because of school?
Bob: Maybe... but during all day I did nothing.

OR

Bob: Boss sent for me and I am afraid about my future.
Sash: But you don't know what is going on!
Bob: Shit feelings... maybe you see me last time...

OR

Bob: Oh no! Shit feelings!
Sash: Good Lord! No toilets around. I have to go! Sorry man.

by BB_King April 6, 2011

feeding nuke

when max has to go spank the monkey

um im gonna go feed nuke

by jessi shaw February 6, 2004

feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

Adjective: the action of eating and taking a dump simultaneously.

Dammit, why are you eating ice cream while you shit? You're feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

by VolMoose November 6, 2011

Feeming

When someone is literally going crazy, or committing to overdoing things in a situation.

This Nigga Q still laughing about a joke that died 10 minutes ago. Straight up Feeming.

by Thigh Guy 3 December 10, 2019

Bottom feeding

Sucking on another mans gooch

I was bottom feeding and caught his ass hair lice

by Feast April 10, 2015

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006