Five Nights At Freddy's

Any "indie" game that makes countless unoriginal sequels each having the same poor controls and plot. The fan base (which is just the migration of those from the Sonic fan base) often justifies these piles of shit by referring to the even shittier and far fetched theories of what the fuck the games are about.

Five Nights At Freddy's is what happens when people get too old for sanic and whinecwaft or they are just insecure emo kids in high school.

by Caye_Daws August 5, 2018

five alarm chili

Nickname for a real hot and crazy gangstar in the nejghborhood. Generally someone who talks a lot and is known for his "hot-n-spicy" wit.

Yo, five alarm chili was like "Julian's ride would be a dope ride to pull some poon in, that is if he wasn't rockin it."

by bryant October 22, 2004

Five Finger Slam

When you get angry at your woman and brutally ass fuck her with your fist.

If i catch you cheating on me your gonna get the five finger slam without any lube.

by Sneaux Bake August 17, 2008

five o'clock shadow whore

A transsexual prostitute.
A transsexual that provides sexual acts for money.

I was almost tempted to approach this woman , until I found out that he was a "five o'clock shadow whore".

by Appoggiaturian March 3, 2011

Five dollar bag

$50 worth of drugs

by Lehem October 18, 2003

five-holes

Vans Authentics - In reference to the number of eyelets running up each side of the shoe. note:<i>never written with a "5" - dont be fucking lazy</i>

"did you see the colab that Syndicate did with Mr. Cartoon?"
"The five-holes?"
"Yeah."
"yeah, they're sick."

by pussyneck January 15, 2008

five 20

1. Fired up

2. On this day, May 20th, you smoke weed

five 20
What u do yesterday?

by The Ungrateful Roomate October 18, 2008