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Eli

Eli Dinnal is a filthy nigger. He gets absolutely no hoes and has had no female interactions in his entire life. He loves soccer and is a super short midget. He is a bitch and has a humongous forehead that can fit an insane amount of knowledge but is still on the spectrum with autism. He is a millimeter defeter pecker and lasts approximately 3 seconds in bed.
Eli is a filthy nigger
by Zaza endeavor March 26, 2024
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eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!
there a eli and marshy and mike
by lolitslux July 5, 2022
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Elis

An emo girl who simps for a skeleton which comes from the game called “undertale” made by toby fox. She thinks she’s better then she actually is. She reacts to porn especially drawings by her friends like a five year old seeing a kissing scene.
Fruity: “being broken up with isn’t that bad”

Elis sans simp: “YOU DON’T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!! IM GOING BACK TO SANS!!!!”
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Eli bee

A but of a predator to younger people around them. Even with their siblings. Eli bees are typically overweight with chubby cheeks and a backwards belly button. If you know an eli bee, then your life probably sucks.
Damn I really hate eli bees. So fat and annoying
by 34thousandPeople March 31, 2021
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Eli

He's the nicest and most caring person you'll ever meet. He will drop everything for you, whenever you want to talk, when you want to cry, or you just wanna chill in silence. He has the most beautiful eyes and a perfect smile that will light up your day. He's the person you go to when you need advice. He will give you the best hugs and will make you feel so safe. You'll only have to know him for a little bit to know that he's a keeper. He's typically your favorite person and the one you want to do everything with. When you lay eyes on him, your entire world shifts. His features are so perfect and go along with each other so beautifully. He's the guy you never want to lose. He's funny, and is super sarcastic. He's the person you want to be with 24/7/365. He changes your perspective on the world and brightens your mindset. He makes you smile, and laugh until your head hurts. He'll take care of you when your sick and he'll make sure you're okay before he is. Eli is the most amazing person you'll encounter in a lifetime. He's the guy, that even if y'all don't talk anymore, he's still in your mine and you wont forget about him. The memories you make with Eli are the one you don't ever want to forget. Treat your Eli like royalty. He's been through a lot, he deserves everything and more. He's worth your time. He's worth more then towers of gold. Don't ever lose your Eli, you'll regret it.
" You look so happy with that guy! "

" That's my Eli <3 "
by carebears@1234 May 3, 2024
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Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️
James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh
by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020
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Eli

“YEEEEHAWWW” - Eli
by kitdirt December 4, 2021
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