Epic Fail

To fail so hard that not even a lonely boy on the road would listen to you . I.E ; The band Suck My Snake Bytes .

Myspace . com / suckmysnakebytes

They are the biggest Epic Fail in the universe. Myspace just died.

by Hahanofail March 6, 2010

Epic fail

To fail epically and try to pass it off by saying something else actually happened. Its even much more epic when the fail happens in front of all of ones coworkers during an important event like a military relinquishment of command. It is only made much more epic when someone happens to capture it on film. This is what we have come to know as an Epic George Fail.

Rio: Did you see George, I think he almost passed out! Talk about an epic fail?

Throne: I know, are you okay George? It looked like you were about to pass out!

George: What are you talking about? I was readjusting my beret!

Rio: Whatever George, you just failed epically and I got a picture of it happening with my camera phone.

by hmmmm, I wonder..... June 3, 2010

epicestness

The action of containing that which is the most greatest of all accomplishments and therein acting as such.

That is the epicestness I was looking for in the greatest accomplishment ever.

by Supermandawg April 19, 2010

EPIC FAIL

4 friends trying to get together than live 2 minutes away from each other but take TWO YEARS to hang out..

EPIC FAIL:suvs.tesser.Kloogers.preggers.

by iliketosingiliketodance July 28, 2010

epic fall

great collapse or downfall.

The ouster of the government is like an epic fall.

by uttam maharjan September 13, 2011

Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.

Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

epicist

Epicist:
1. more epic then you can ever describe in words; unbelievable

2.you feel so good inside that you can't describe; you feel is epicist.

3. The best thing happen to you ever or so far in your life.

1.Did you see the explosion destroy everything? Because that was the most epicist explosion ever in my life!

2. I had the most epicist sex ever, because i feel great. wait more then great its...its...epicist. yes that's it! It was epicist sex ever I had for along time.

3. After I owned all those noobs and made them cry and rage off the sever, its a epicist moment of my day so far.

by afriendlycow February 1, 2016