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Dylan can be a simp
Dylan by Jajdjjdkdkdkwkwkaksksks September 20, 2020
Dylan for some reason has a long shmeat stick not fat but long also known as young dagger dick, and he loves his girlfriend to death and also is really ugly and dumb but hey

Nice cock
Hey is that Dylan

Drooling over penis

Ew ugly
Dylan by Barryallen1327 September 21, 2020
dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")
"Theres Dylan!"
"OH god no...."
dylan by thesearealljokeslol September 23, 2020
If provoked, he will eat your entire family, starting with YOU.
DYLAN WILL EAT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, STARTING WITH YOU.
Dylan by A_Person637 September 25, 2020
To pull a Dylan is to over react based off of word of mouth information. When the evidence and facts suggest he's been given fraudulent information, the over reaction is the act of not thinking and acting resulting in a Dylan.
Dylan: IF YOU TOUCH MY SISTER EVER AGAIN I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK

Security camera footage: She's lying

The Ex: mhm
Dylan by Randybobany September 27, 2020
Everyone fucking hates this kids especially people names Jazmin, Jaheir, Kevin, Julia.
We hate you Dylan no body wants to here about your name
Dylan by Dylan123654 September 30, 2020