Dutch mapping is a strange ball guy that has the a strange variation of the dutch flag on his body.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".
If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".
If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Dutch mapping: "Hey do you wanna play Among us with me?"
Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*
Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*
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Guy 2: ...Why?
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-Silence-
Guy 2: Why to gnarly for ya?
Guy 1: Don't ever go somewhere that lists a Dutch Clubbing.
Guy 2: ...Why?
Guy 1: Some chick clubbed me with another guy's dick. Dutch Rudder style.
-Silence-
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Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.
Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.
Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching
Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.
Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.
Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching
Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?
Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...
E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching
Wife: Me neither
Husband: Oh shit..
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?
Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...
E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching
Wife: Me neither
Husband: Oh shit..
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“Damn bro I didn’t think me and sally were going to make it but then she let me hit her with a Dutch Dripper. We are getting married next week” - guy one
“Wtf bro” - guy two
“Wtf bro” - guy two
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