oscar crashout

happens when you genuinely drive someone so insane that they have the funniest yet biggest crash out ever seen to mankind, the person starts helicopter punching sometimes while commiting hillarious yet horridly illegal violations to you that you didn't even know existed to mandkind until the person had an oscar crash out, try at your own risk 😂

keep annoying him, he will eventually have an oscar crashout

do something and i will actually have an oscar crashout

by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025

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full crash

The stage right before the crash-out.

Bro, if you keep talking shit I will hit full crash. Shut the fuck up.”

by naritai January 20, 2026

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Car crash bangs

Bangs (hair) that are so short and jagged that they look like they were trimmed during a car crash. Generally a bad look but there's always somebody trying to gaslight you into thinking it looks good.

Hey girl, did your insurance pay for those car crash bangs?

by BartBloom January 29, 2026

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Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

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Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

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