Curse of the Ashino

A curse in which you Exgirlfriend, Exfiance, Exboyfriend, Exfiance, Etc, puts a binding curse on you preventing you from meeting other women/men successfully. Others that find you attractive will be thwarted off mysteriously for unknown reasons. You will know if you have this curse because everytime you go to strike a move the curse happens the same way everytime.

Its the damn Curse of the Ashino thats keepin me from getting my swerve on playa!!!

by Johnston McStyles August 11, 2006

Courtee

(n) A young woman in a love relationship with a courte with a declared intent of marriage. This term sandwiches date and fiancee.

The beautiful date from last time is finally my courtee.

by Yinka Falade June 20, 2008

cursetina

Cursetina refers to the effect Christina Aguilera has on her collaborators and competitors, causing a song destined to be a hit to be "cursed" into charting poorly. Many industry insiders and entertainers are thrilled to have Aguilera as a collaborator without understanding this consequence.

1. Nelly was cursetina'd with "Tilt Ya Head Back."
2. Diddy was cursetina'd with "Tell Me."

by helluvahelluva August 28, 2010

word of the day curse

When a relatively amusing Urban Dictionary definition is chosen as word of the day, and gets downvoted to oblivion simply because it is not the most hilarious thing that front page dwellers have ever seen in their entire lives.

Tim: This entry is pretty funny, why is it so unpopular?

Tom: It's suffered from the word of the day curse, because it isn't quite as funny as watching cats walking on their hind legs.

by Rayem March 24, 2013

Courtenee

scary stalker chick; madd math skills and whatever people say bad about a Courtenee, they will eat their words later because Courtenee's are known to kill a person by force-feeding them their bitch ass statements

dont mess with her; her name is courtenee

by Courtenee March 1, 2005

Cursexual

Cursexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwagoned Stephen Curry so much that Curry has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Cursexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Stephen Curry Is the G.O.A.T" 🙄or "Stephanie is better than Michael Jordan" or "Stephen is a better clutch shooter than Ray Allen" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Cursexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. They weren't real fans until the 2014-15 season. They will tell you Curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3PT shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of Game 7....They will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. A Cursexual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of LeBron's legacy saving block or Kyrie's Dagger on Curbitch on the right wing.

Curry vs LeBron

3-1 Leads blown

Curry 1
LeBron 0

Rings
LeBron 3
Curry 1

Final MVPs
LeBron 3
Curry 0 <---------- LMAOOOOOOOOO

MVPs
Curry 2
LeBron 4

Scoring Titles
LeBron 1
Curry 0

Points

LeBron 27,600+
Curry 13,000+

Rebounds: LeBron
Assists: LeBron
Steals: LeBron
Blocks : LeBron

Where is the real comparison?

Person 1: Stephen Curry is the greatest basketball player ever!
Any person who knows any basketball at all: Just stop it, you Cursexual.

by MiiNNEAPOLiiS January 2, 2017

CurseWatch

Curse Watch known as "CW" is a group made by CAT. It involves such things as hacking and exploiting on Roblox. There point is to take over groups and games, and they achieved them.

Have you heard of CurseWatch? They just took over "----".

"Oh them, yeah I have, I heard they are aiming for an another group too."

by Chad person November 29, 2021