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Couch

(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.
Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.
by ovalbeach October 21, 2019
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Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls
Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite
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Couch

To describe something as cool, hip or trendy. Used similarly to “Camp” but modern and less sarcastic.
Trent: Hey I just bought this new hat what do you think?
Barbara: That’s totally couch!
by Couched4eva April 30, 2024
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Couch boy

A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas
Couch boy was caught again piddling by his parents while searching for memes
by Touchdown Jesus October 6, 2020
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couching

Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.
A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."
by CPViper January 16, 2018
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Couch Christ

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize. - SEE SOFA SAVIOR - people who are going to save the world from their sofa or couch.
While watching Maui rescue on TV, my father turned into a real Couch Christ saying what rescuers should be doing differently. Yet, he has no experience in rescue operations.
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
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Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020
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