cop chop

A phrase used to tell someone to do something, while at the same time warn that the cops are nearby.

Guy 1: Dude, there's some fuzz up ahead! Hide the weed!
Guy 2: Flip a bitch! cop chop!

by TuckerTrash25 December 10, 2017

playing cop

Being a little bitch and ratting out your friends even though they will get big consequences.

Kid: Mom! Ronnie ate all the cookies!

Ronnie: ^_^

Mom: Ronnie how dare you! Go to your room. You're in big trouble ! And as for YOU, no more playing cop.

by ineedmealife September 9, 2017

Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.

I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.

by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022

Cop

Somebody who can keep a job when they fuck up at work.

Cop- I could lose my job for this!

Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.

My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.

by Macadamias May 18, 2014

TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Cop ass dude

Meth addict with a badge number.

Hey bro, you see that cop ass dude over there?

by Betty Broomer August 5, 2018