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diet coke

One of the few soft drinks that isn't so loaded with sweeteners it resembles the shit you put in your hummingbird feeder.
"Gimme a Diet Coke. If I wanted anything else I'd chug a bag of sugar instead, it's cheaper and tastes the same."
by Duty August 10, 2004
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coke

shits fuckin awesome, cant sleep? fuck it, snort sum more dis llelo shit nig
dam i couldnt sleep for days after doin all that coke, so i jus kept snortin lines of that shit
by original gansgta white October 29, 2005
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Vodka and coke

Male 1: Hey man, is that a rum and Coke?
Male 2: Nah, vodka and Coke.
Male 1: Oh, I didn't realize you had a vagina.
by Jerrman June 3, 2010
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diet coke

A soft oddly coloured beverage from coco-cola
The dieting is simple, much of the liquid is replaced with gas. Also refered to later on as farts or trumps
Unlike the original though it doesnt leave you feeling like your teeth are rubber coated. Therefore feeling much more human and not made from cheap plastic or have teeth made from bits of old erasers.
Becky 'Please can I order a glass of diet coke, i dont feel like getting my brand new set of teeth all rubbery.'
by bexangel December 28, 2008
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Dumb and Coke

Someone who has had to much to drink, can not shut up and think they now know everthing about everthing.
Rich: Dave is such an Asshole.
Don: What now?
Rich: He comes over last night when I was working on my Boat.
Don: He didnt help?
Rich: He had a few drink. He can't find is ass with both hands. Dave and his "Dumb and Cokes."
by Rustypost December 24, 2007
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coke whore

girls who sniff cocaine together and then whore around
Mariah and Holly are total coke whores
by jackerzzzz June 11, 2006
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Coke pizza

a pizza with an over load of parmesan cheese that looks as if you dumped a pound of cocaine on your pizza.
by Coke man May 3, 2008
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