Clam Beat

The rhythmic pulsation of the female genitalia in response to stimulation via either an external source or in some cases the mere thought of a sexual encounter. This phenomenon is usually accompanied by the excretion of bodily fluids stated colloquially as "clam chowder."

At first I didn't think Jackie was that in to me until the clam beat started up, from there on out it was like Ivar's up in the bitch.

by willywiggles September 9, 2012

clam socket

'clam socket' is yet another term for the ladies love tunnel. also used as a general term of abuse in certain circles, usually males with hairy arses.

'you really are a clam socket glen!!'

by el sasquerino October 14, 2008

Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 29, 2011

bearded clam

Hairy vagina

Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?

No she had such a bearded clam

by l14msn April 8, 2015

Clam Dam

When an acquaintance blocks their female friend from getting with a guy. The equivalent of Cock Block, this can cause a reduction of friendship and a possibility of ruining any more chances with said man.

Chelsea was about to get a throbbing cock inside of her until Taylor came in crying, what a total Clam Dam

by benji2141 September 14, 2012

Clam-Dipping

The female equivalent of Tea-Bagging.

After vanquishing her enemy she proceeded to humiliate her foe with a thorough Clam-Dipping.

by Fallout-Canuck June 28, 2018

clam snapping

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.

I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015