Chode

An abnormally small penis, usually ranging from 1-4 inches long when erect.

Damn I saw Thomas' dick the other day and he totally has a chode.

by rubythekitten19 November 3, 2019

chlide

A sexy ass mothrfckrrr🥴🥴🥴
Big juicy horse schlong energy 😩🍆💦

Has a boyfriend named Zhongli😏😏 by that I mean suga-
Love to have a threesome with his suga- I mean bf😩😩😩
His fuc- *cough* partner is also hella fine😍🥴 thou very old🤨🧐 oh he can be my grandaddy 😍😍😍

Would love to be railed by his yummy ass legacy form🥴🥴😩
Also want to have a gang ba-😏😏 with the rest of the squad

Would be willing to be a sugar momma for mister big juicy ass big schlong energy ✨Zhongli ✨

Childe: Girlie would you be my y/n
ME✨: Of course my big schlong energy papa😩
Zhongli: Would you be willing to give me mora??
Me✨: Be a good boy and lay in the bed....then mommy will take care of anything 😏😩😍

Chlide is a character in genshin impact

by ZhongliandChlide'sY/N March 27, 2021

gillie-chode

1. someone who has a distinctive facial or physical feature that is funny looking.

or

2. someone who is being a nuisance or a pest at a party, or social event.

or

it can be used also as a pick me up for close friends.

Look at that funny gillard walking on the sidewalk!

Damn, look at that dude in Hot Topic, that gillie-chode needs to take it down a notch.

This party is going to be busted if those gillie dont calm down over there!

Dont worry gill , everything will be okay.

by lyndsey and caitlin January 6, 2009

twinkle chode

a gay person who has a chode

that dude over their looks like a total twinkle chode

by icandance April 28, 2010

a fork in the chode

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011

Mr. Chode

Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.

"That guy over there won't stop looking at your daughter, be careful he looks like a Mr. Chode.

by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016

chode

a penis that is wider then long IT IS NOT ,,, NOT the area beetween your ass and penis ,,, that is called the taint or the gooch .... a chode is a penis wider then it is long

chodes are not good and they suck to have

by Andr3w 21 August 21, 2006