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A sexy ass mothrfckrrr🥴🥴🥴
Big juicy horse schlong energy 😩🍆💦

Has a boyfriend named Zhongli😏😏 by that I mean suga-
Love to have a threesome with his suga- I mean bf😩😩😩
His fuc- *cough* partner is also hella fine😍🥴 thou very old🤨🧐 oh he can be my grandaddy 😍😍😍

Would love to be railed by his yummy ass legacy form🥴🥴😩
Also want to have a gang ba-😏😏 with the rest of the squad

Would be willing to be a sugar momma for mister big juicy ass big schlong energy ✨Zhongli ✨

Childe: Girlie would you be my y/n
ME✨: Of course my big schlong energy papa😩
Zhongli: Would you be willing to give me mora??
Me✨: Be a good boy and lay in the bed....then mommy will take care of anything 😏😩😍
Chlide is a character in genshin impact
chlide by ZhongliandChlide'sY/N March 27, 2021
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1 a young master.
2 the other definitions are just people messing up the spelling of "child".
3 tartaglia from genshin impact that i didn't manage to pull.
the childe is very wise, despite his young age.
or
how the fuck did you get childe on your first pull.
childe by hispotatogals December 6, 2020
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a beautiful tall girl whos really kind and sweet, people envy her for her gorgeousness and kindness. shes been though alot in her life. people really look up to her.
wow.....your no one is as beautiful and kind like chidera
1 zhongli's sugar daddy
2 child but typo
nico: guys i got childe in his banner rerun, welcome home tortilla man
mika: SLDKJFLSKD CONGRATS stop making me jealous

louise: that's so pog wow!

petra: come on, he's still a childe, leave him alone
petra: sorry typo, child**
childe by vventii April 14, 2021

childesprettywife

a very pretty mutual on tiktok that simps for childe <3
" childesprettywife is so attractive "
childesprettywife by zarinaaa March 11, 2022

Mr. Chidester 

His name may be long and strange but it sure is fun to pronounce.
He never forgets to bite his thumb at those who deserve it

such as Mrs. Liz or Mr. Faldie.
「ああ、あなたはMr. Chidesterうめき声を見ましたか?」
「チデスター氏は再びハエたたきを使用しています...」
「チデスター氏は彼の口に鉛筆を持っています!!!
Mr. Chidester by caligraphy April 10, 2019
(n.)
1. People who got too used to typing childe instead of child that they just type childe instead of child.
2. No. 11 of the Harbingers, aka Sugar Daddy Childe, Tarrichlia, or his most basic name, Tartaglia.
3. Insanely op Dps; with those hydro daggers he applies the wet status very easily both in-game and irl.
Ex 1. Childe please come home I didn't pay that $300 just for Qiqi cons.
Ex 2. Zhongli: Sugar Daddy Childe please give me some money I forgot my wallet again.
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