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A sexy ass mothrfckrrr🥴🥴🥴
Big juicy horse schlong energy 😩🍆💦

Has a boyfriend named Zhongli😏😏 by that I mean suga-
Love to have a threesome with his suga- I mean bf😩😩😩
His fuc- *cough* partner is also hella fine😍🥴 thou very old🤨🧐 oh he can be my grandaddy 😍😍😍

Would love to be railed by his yummy ass legacy form🥴🥴😩
Also want to have a gang ba-😏😏 with the rest of the squad

Would be willing to be a sugar momma for mister big juicy ass big schlong energy ✨Zhongli ✨

Childe: Girlie would you be my y/n
ME✨: Of course my big schlong energy papa😩
Zhongli: Would you be willing to give me mora??
Me✨: Be a good boy and lay in the bed....then mommy will take care of anything 😏😩😍
Chlide is a character in genshin impact
chlide by ZhongliandChlide'sY/N March 27, 2021
Words you can keep
1 a young master.
2 the other definitions are just people messing up the spelling of "child".
3 tartaglia from genshin impact that i didn't manage to pull.
the childe is very wise, despite his young age.
or
how the fuck did you get childe on your first pull.
childe by hispotatogals December 6, 2020
Related Words
a beautiful tall girl whos really kind and sweet, people envy her for her gorgeousness and kindness. shes been though alot in her life. people really look up to her.
wow.....your no one is as beautiful and kind like chidera
1 zhongli's sugar daddy
2 child but typo
nico: guys i got childe in his banner rerun, welcome home tortilla man
mika: SLDKJFLSKD CONGRATS stop making me jealous

louise: that's so pog wow!

petra: come on, he's still a childe, leave him alone
petra: sorry typo, child**
childe by vventii April 14, 2021

childesprettywife

a very pretty mutual on tiktok that simps for childe <3
" childesprettywife is so attractive "
childesprettywife by zarinaaa March 11, 2022

Mr. Chidester 

His name may be long and strange but it sure is fun to pronounce.
He never forgets to bite his thumb at those who deserve it

such as Mrs. Liz or Mr. Faldie.
「ああ、あなたはMr. Chidesterうめき声を見ましたか?」
「チデスター氏は再びハエたたきを使用しています...」
「チデスター氏は彼の口に鉛筆を持っています!!!
Mr. Chidester by caligraphy April 10, 2019
(n.)
1. People who got too used to typing childe instead of child that they just type childe instead of child.
2. No. 11 of the Harbingers, aka Sugar Daddy Childe, Tarrichlia, or his most basic name, Tartaglia.
3. Insanely op Dps; with those hydro daggers he applies the wet status very easily both in-game and irl.
Ex 1. Childe please come home I didn't pay that $300 just for Qiqi cons.
Ex 2. Zhongli: Sugar Daddy Childe please give me some money I forgot my wallet again.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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