chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019

chocolate mining

Slang term for anal sex

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!

by mrhaddock December 12, 2016

Chocolate brownie

Where your partner shits into your mouth and you kiss her

Me and my wife did a chocolate brownie last night and now I have 69 different diseases.

by Tiny Tim fanboy November 6, 2021

The Chocolate Lab

Flat tonguing a girls butthole.

Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.

Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.

by Catholic Liberal January 17, 2015

Chocolate Lollipop

verb
when you stick your finger up your ass and fart

I'm gonna do the Chocolate Lollipop, I'm bored.

by v_il2 March 15, 2021

Chocolate Rudolph

The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.

Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.

by K0n Artist April 13, 2014

chocolate blumpkin

Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."

Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.

Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...

by weow weow January 20, 2015