Alaskan Chainsaw

When you're about to finish inside of a female and tell her "THE CONDOM BROKE!!" But it really didn't, and then you pick her up and do a front-flip, slamming her onto her back.

Yamari: "Bro I just saw a video of some dude giving a girl an Alaskan Chainsaw."
Camden: "Yeah bro I think that was me."

by locotard November 29, 2022

Pound Cakin’

When two or more distinguished gentlemen convene to to indulge in the vast pleasure that occurs when their ass cheeks French kiss. Can also be known as, but not limited to dude ass or butcheek scissoring. Similar to the brown starfish suckle.

Peter: “How did Tyler catch colitis?”

Jon Morgado: “I heard he was Pound Cakin’ with Mathew!”

by Ernest Hemorrhaging December 29, 2022

Filipino Chainmaster

If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.

Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.

by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023

Rough Caking

The noun version of Rough Caked

To preform a sexual act in a rough non violent passionate way.

Person 1 "wow she's hot"
Person 2 "Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing bit of rough caking with her"

by NekoNai July 4, 2023

licking the chain

1. v. to be physically or mentally exhausted

2. v. to have a hangover

1. "I shouldn't have pulled that all-nighter. I'm really licking the chain now."

2. "Should have skipped some shots of vodka last night, I was licking the chain for hours when I got up today."

by Überschall July 26, 2009

alice in chains

Alice in Chains (AIC for short) is an American grunge rock band which was formed in the late '80s. Along with Nirvana and Soundgarden, Alice in Chains is one of the best grunge rock bands to have ever existed (and my personal favourite one). With songs like "Man in the Box", "Rooster", "Rotten Apple", "Would?", "Again" and their best album "DIRT" they talk about fear, depression, axniety, sorrow and anger. Unfortunately their vocalist Layne Staley died in 2002 by heavy drugs usage. Now their are still performing with William Duvall as the vocalist and have brough albums like "Black Gives Way to Blue" (2009) and "The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here" (2013). One of the best, if not the best, grunge rock bands to have ever existed.

"I know Nirvana is a good band, bu Alice in Chains kick ass when it comes to grunge rock"
"I bought the "Facelift" album by Alice in Chains today morning! Gonna blast it to full volume now!"

by Sierra7 January 4, 2017

jerking the chain

Casually jerking off.

"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"

by Jsmacky August 8, 2017