crystal castle

A motel (typically with 40 or fewer rooms and a lobby that is separated from the units) where crystal methamphetamine is readily available for use or sale.

Person 1: "Wanna get tweaked?"
Person 2: "Sure, let's go to that gross hotel where my dealer lives!"
Person 1: "Oh you mean the Crystal Castle?! Let's do it!"

by Maxintaft October 16, 2013

Castle Penis

This is a penis, that resembles a castle. In some cases, the penis looks SO much like a castle, that normal castle preditors such as Trolls, Orcs, Mutant Nija Warriors, and Dirty Magicians, will attack at site in hopes to take over the castle, and rid it of any prior inhabitants.

Joey, you got a castle penis, you better protect the prince our your through!

by EgonStrangler July 12, 2007

castrate

Two Slice through the meat of ones ballsack

abe i will castrate your pakistanian genitals if you dont leave me da fuck alone!

by Tanya Radical February 25, 2008

castlers

a sweaty tryhard roblox arsenal player who came from csgo and decided to quit cs to play roblox and also triggerbots he hacker ban plz

dude tanqr just had a castlers moment all headshots!

by i dont have a use August 1, 2020

New Castle Hose Fucking

Shoving a hose up someone's ass and turning the water on while having sex.

Damn, that girl got freaky when I gave her a new castle hose fucking.

by annamanna February 6, 2010

Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Modern revisit to the classic dawn of id software, and a stark change from the originals of the series (like Wolfenstein 3D). True to the FPS format, RtCW takes B.J Blazkowicz back to Nazi Germany, working for the Office of Secret Actions, where he must escape his dungeon prison Castle Wolfenstein, uncover the secret projects of the SS (e.g. the Venom gun and the the Super Soldier project), and eventually return to the castle to defeat the Nazi's ultimate weapon: the reincarnated Heinrich.

RtCW gives a modern spin on the Wolfenstein series and features many actual weapons and figureheads of the era (Colt 1911, Luger, Himmler) and several ficticious creations (the Venom, Tesla, and Lopers).

by Wasser_Spiegel July 14, 2005

castro valley

A black hole that forms tumors on your soul and makes you want to eat your own face. Filled with people who can form their own opinions and don’t understand yours. Whose very purpose is to make you want to go to college even more.

i hate myself therefor i'm going back home to castro valley

by Kelly G. February 7, 2008