Carpet Bass

Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.

Dammit, I dropped my lighter and now I can't find it. The carpet bass must have eaten it.

by ThreeHills May 18, 2007

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Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.

Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.

by Carpet caker September 05, 2021

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Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting

Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

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carpet house

taya bedford

taya bedford lives in a carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022

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red carpeting

when you and your friends sit back and comment on anyone you see walking by

look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...

by knowledgeborn February 04, 2012

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